Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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