Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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