Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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