everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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