At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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