just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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