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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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