The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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