is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm always down for nudity.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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