your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wish I could punch you in the face.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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