is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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