I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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