Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
