Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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