I seem to have left my pride at pride
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You were trust falling into bushes
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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