So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
where are my eyebrows?
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