At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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