Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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