I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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