I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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