I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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