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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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