I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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