Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We named our party play list daddy issues
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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