Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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