Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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