my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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