Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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