Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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