The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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