At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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