so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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