just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
