Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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