do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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