Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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