Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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