I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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