we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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