their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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