Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
They took my balls.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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