Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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