I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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