Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
