Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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