she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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