Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
His nipple licking is glorious
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