maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
