Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
