i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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