Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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