no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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