I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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