So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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